It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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