i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
