Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
where are you?
Hypothermia
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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