Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
