So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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