And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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