well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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