You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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