Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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