so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
