it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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