you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
