My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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