thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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