her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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