Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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