Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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