People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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