so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you had me at cake vodka
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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