i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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