Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
