so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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