talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
