You work out of a Hotel?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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