the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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