Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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