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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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