I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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