It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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