i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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