I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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