he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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