Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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