normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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