my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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