thus making me awesome and them whores
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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