You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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