margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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