found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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