There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
