Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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