she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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