It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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