THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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