So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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