Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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