I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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