girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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