We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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