do herpes really smell.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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