yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i out mim tonsoeep
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