Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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