There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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